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The Invisible Plant

This is the nastiest plant you will ever come across,
Don't even think about taking it near a holy cross.
Screaming the lowest of insults at you in silence,
Only the centered can handle such verbal violence.
Making obscene gestures with its flowers,
Causes the strongest of us to forget our powers.
Even a sailor would blush at seeing this rant,
For there is nothing quite like this invisible plant.
This plant is 4" wide x 12" tall and lives in a wooden green frame behind real glass.
NOTE: Due to the nature of this mean plant, a singing telegram team must make this delivery by hand.

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